Stories

June 28, 2017 - Can’t Take Back Gossip

 


 

The Gossip Story . . . (or watch the video)

A woman was gossiping with a friend about a man she hardly knew.  (I know none of you have done this). That night she had a dream….a great hand appeared over her and pointed down at her.   She was immediately seized by an overshelming sense of guilt.  The next day she went to confession with the old parish priest, Father O’Rourke.  She told him the whole thing.  “Is gossiping a sin?”  She asked the old man.    “Was that the hand of God all mighty pointing the finger at me?   Should I be asking for your absolution Father?   Tell me, have I done something wrong?” “Yes you ignorant, badly brought up female.  You’ve borne false witness against your neighbour.  You played fast and loose with his reputation and you should be ashamed.”  The woman said she was sorry and asked for forgiveness.  “Not so fast”, said O’Rourke.  “I want you to go home.  Take a pillow up on your roof.  Cut it open with a knife.  And return here to me.

So the woman went home.   Took a pillow off her bed.  A knife from the drawer.  Went up the fire escape to the roof and stabbed the pillow.   Then she went back to the old parish priest as instructed.   “Did you cut the pillow with a knife?”  He said.   “Yes Father.”  “And what was the result?”    “Feathers.”    “Feathers.”  He repeated.  “Feathers everywhere Father.”    Now I want you to go back and gather up every last feather that flew out on the wind.”    “Well,” she said.  “It can’t be done.   I don’t know where they went.  The wind took them all over.”      “And that …..”, said Father O’Rourke, “….is gossip.”

 
Good Feathers …
 

 

(Reposted from 2012)

April 26, 2017 - Slow Me Back To Small

 

Slow me back to small

 

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(From ‘Clunk & Jam’ book, art by Harley Manifold, original in color.  Reposted from 2013)

February 22, 2017 - Small Uprising

 

 

Matilda Musical.  Music by Tim Minchin.

Just because you find that life’s not fair, it
Doesn’t mean that you just have to grin and bear it.
If you always take it on the chin and wear it, nothing will change.
Just because I find myself in this story,
It doesn’t mean that everything is written for me.
If I think the ending is fixed already,
I might as well be saying I think that it’s OK,
And that’s not right!

You have to put it right!

In the slip of a bolt, there’s a tiny revolt.
The seeds of a war in the creak of a floorboard.
A storm can begin, with the flap of a wing.
The tiniest mite packs the mightiest sting!
Every day, starts with the tick of a clock.
All escapes, starts with the click of a lock!
If you’re stuck in your story and want to get out
You don’t have to cry, you don’t have to shout!

‘Cause if you’re little you can do a lot, you
Mustn’t let a little thing like, ‘little’ stop you
If you sit around and let them get on top, you
Won’t change a thing!

Just because you find that life’s not fair, it
Doesn’t mean that you just have to grin and bear it!
If you always take it on the chin and wear it
You might as well be saying
You think that it’s ok
And that’s not right!
And if it’s not right!
You have to put it right!

But nobody else it gonna put it right for me!
Nobody but me is going to change my story!
Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty!

February 7, 2017 - When I Grow Up

 

 

Tim Minchin, written for the musical ‘Matilda’

“I am not what happened to me, I am what I choose to become.”  

(Carl Jung)

January 16, 2017 - Social Media Addiction

 

 

January 10, 2017 - Keep Imagining

 

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lennon type

 

(Reposted from 2012).